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26 things we can all learn from WANTED
- Don't stand on the "X".
- If you're quick enough, you can curve a bullet's flightpath.
- Regardless of "initial curvature", the flight path of the bullet will not change as it goes through objects (like 8 skulls).
- Receiving 3 million dollars you don't deserve turns you into a jerk really quickly.
- Some ATMs are capable of making accurate assessments of your life.
- If you're best buddy is banging your girlfriend, why not buy him condoms
- Always obey THE LOOM OF DOOM. Do not question it, it knows all. It even knows all about Laser eye surgery.
- When the LOOM OF DOOM comes up with a target, there is only one person with that name.
- The LOOM OF DOOM has somehow completely ignored the possibility of assassinating Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mugabe (ohh! topical!) etc...
- Binary code has been around for a thousand years and is the official language of Fate.
- DON'T stand on the "X"!
- Being encased in wax makes wounds heal faster.
- When your all out of the wax bath, fill it up with water and lay some broken plastic on the top of it instead.
- In some super secret assassin organizations, punching recruits in the face a lot is considered a legitimate training technique.
- Cops will not continue to pursue the bright red viper if it is missing two tires creating sparks along the road.
- Rats REALLY love peanut butter, even if its laced with explosives.
- Rats can totally fill up an entire building within, like, 30 seconds of being released.
- Angelina Jolie can carry off the Amy Winehouse heroin addict look, bones, tattoos, big head and all, for a whole movie.
- You can be a lethally powerful hitwoman even if you have arms as thin as spaghetti.
- Garbage trucks are bulletproof
- DON'T STAND ON THE "X"!!!!
- You can have narration in your movie even if it does nothing to advance the plot, or add humour, or much-needed exposition.
- Googling "Wesley Gibson", without quotes, doesn't return any results. (????)
- If someone takes your job at work they will look just like you from the back.
- You can make a movie that looks like a 6-year old wrote the script, make it look dumb and replace plot with explosions and still get it rated higher than Smokin' Aces.
- DON'T STAND ON THE..... oh never mind.
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