Posterwatch 1: Ikea

Ikea are currently running this poster advert. It asks the question "When your little boy draws a plane on the wall, do you reach for the paint roller or grab another crayon and draw a rocket?"

This is obviously a trick question and both answers are wrong. You draw a rocket, he draws the moon, you draw the sun and so on. Before you know it you'll be living in graffitti house hell. A paint roller on the other hand makes a poor punishment weapon because the head swivels and softens the blow.

The correct answer is "a baseball bat".