Sunday, June 15, 2008

The 6 best jokes ever



1) A woman came up to me today and asked for an innuendo.
So I gave her one.

2) What do you call a French man who wears sandals?
Phillipe Philloppe.

3) Why are pirates pirates?
Because they aaaarghh!

4) How much do cockneys pay for shampoo?
Pantenne ('pound ten)

5) Two monkey in the bath. One says "ooh ooh, aah aah" and the other says "well pour some more cold water in."

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Stranglers' Hugh Cornwell releases new album as free download



Hugh Cornwell has now spent more time out of the Stranglers than in after a 16-year role as the band's front man. Since the Stranglers he has released as many albums as a solo artist as he did with the band, to varying degrees of critical acclaim.

His latest album, Hooverdam, is probably his best solo album with some excellent songs, but rather than sell it like all the others Hugh is giving this one away as a free internet download. Why?

Since leaving the Stranglers, Hugh's audience has comprised two main groups. Those that followed from being Stranglers fans, and a few people who became interested after hearing his music along the way. The Stranglers tag has always been too big and prevented many people from coming to his work with an unbiased pair of ears. Hugh has been entertaining a sizeable but static audience.

The free download is meant to break the pattern. Hugh is hoping that this free music will reach many more people, some new fans, some lapsed fans, some Stranglers fans who followed the band rather than Hugh after the split. With the high standard of this work he hopes they will investigate his back catalogue (which is not free for download) and remain loyal for future albums.

Will the gamble pay off? That's up to people like you.

Hooverdam is available for download, free at www.hooverdamdownload.com

Friday, June 6, 2008

Google enters the financial comparison world

Not content with dominating web advertising, Google is now moving into the highly competitive world of financial comparison websites, and unlike those websites who spend fortunes on TV advertising, Google find their customers for free.

If you hit their beta program, and type in "secured loan" into a regular Google search screen you might find yourself with this dialog box at the top of your search results:



At the top of the page you are asked to select a loan amount and click to compare lenders. Google link to different lender offers and will take commission on any application that leads to a successful loan, just like all those other sites.



Where will Google go next?