1) A woman came up to me today and asked for an innuendo.
So I gave her one.
2) What do you call a French man who wears sandals?
Phillipe Philloppe.
3) Why are pirates pirates?
Because they aaaarghh!
4) How much do cockneys pay for shampoo?
Pantenne ('pound ten)
5) Two monkey in the bath. One says "ooh ooh, aah aah" and the other says "well pour some more cold water in."
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